my bad dawg
my bad dawg
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10
Name a fandom you know I know and I’ll tell you
1. The first character I first fell in love with
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now
3. The character everyone else loves that I don’t
4. The character I love that everyone else hates
5. The character I used to love but don’t any longer
6. The character I would totally smooch
7. The character I’d want to be like
8. The character I’d slap
9. A pairing that I love
10. A pairing that I despise
This tree makes の sense.
Are you fucking kidding me.
it’s 2 in the morning and this is hilarious
it is 6 in the evening and it is still hilarious
i v’E BEEN AughLING aT THIS GIF FOR 34849238888888888 YEARS
HIS FUCKING HORROR